My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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