I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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