North Korea, Best Korea!
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Randomize
