so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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