What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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