How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
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That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
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A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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