Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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