some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
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you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
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I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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