I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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