Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
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I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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