What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
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Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
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So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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