last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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