marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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