Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
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??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
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Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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