Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Plan B is the new Plan A
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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