that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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