shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
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bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
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My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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