I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
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Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
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Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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