we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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