What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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