break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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