Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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