honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
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Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
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Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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