can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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