Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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