hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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