we have officially lost it.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
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saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
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New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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