Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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