You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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