i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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