I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
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You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Drunk walkin through police station. America
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
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Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
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