This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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