What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
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alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
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At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
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