sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
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I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
She's the barista slut.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
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I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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