I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
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I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
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He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
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