That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
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i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
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THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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