when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
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also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
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He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
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^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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