well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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