I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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