if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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