And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
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