All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
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4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
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You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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