cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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