Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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