Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.

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(903): View more from Texas

I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.

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(541): View more from Oregon

I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.

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(636): View more from Missouri

Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.

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(248): View more from Michigan

His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk

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(303): View more from Colorado

Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.

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