Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room

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(916): View more from California

So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.

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(904): View more from Florida

My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones

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(816): View more from Missouri

I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are

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(757): View more from Virginia

broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.

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(515): View more from Iowa

Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger

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(815): View more from Illinois

while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.

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