I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
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I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
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I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.