Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
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I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
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I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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