bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
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I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
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I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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