She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
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Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
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I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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