You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
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If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
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If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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