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His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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