thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
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Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
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Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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