We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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