Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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