He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
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Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
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Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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