it's like iHOP with fire
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
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The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
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Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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